#Haiku Happenings #3: Steve Mitchell’s latest #haibun!
I get these texts, all these texts, all these unsolicited texts, all the same, all the time.
Hi Steve, this is (random name). I noticed your property at (address). Do you want to talk about selling? Please respond with STOP to unsubscribe.
And I get so ANGRY.
Unsubscribe? I have to respond to your stoopid, unsolicited text to unsubscribe from some thing I’VE NEVER SUBSCRIBED TO?
Screw you, (random name). Screw you and keep screwing you.
Screw you (random name) and keep screwing you until you respond with STOP to unsubscribe.
the wind blows
it’s nothing personal
a dog farts
© Steve Mitchell 2021
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