He insisted on taking the late bus out of Binghamton. He did not anticipate clogged streets in Newark, New Jersey.

Or getting in so late that he missed his planned train from Grand Central to New Rochelle Station.

Looks like he audited a course from the “University of Belmont Avenue.”

I’m not laughing.

I’m not!

“Happy Holidays…”

a 10:15 arrival

to arrive for